2 more affairs.?
Posted by Caffe | Posted in Jokes & Riddles | Posted on 11-11-2009
Tagged Under : Barman, Peace, Stairs
babygirl2112112 asked:
a man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. “certainly, sir, that’ll be one cent.’ the man exclaimed. he glanced at the menu and asked “how much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?” ‘A nickel replied the barman.’ “a nickel? exclaimed the man. ‘wheres the guy who owns this place?’ the bartender replied: upstairs with my wife. the man asked whats he doing up stairs with ur wife? the bartender replied the same thing im doing to his business down here!
a man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. “certainly, sir, that’ll be one cent.’ the man exclaimed. he glanced at the menu and asked “how much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?” ‘A nickel replied the barman.’ “a nickel? exclaimed the man. ‘wheres the guy who owns this place?’ the bartender replied: upstairs with my wife. the man asked whats he doing up stairs with ur wife? the bartender replied the same thing im doing to his business down here!
2nd affair
jake was dying. his wife sat at the bedside. he looked p and said weakly: ‘i have something i must confess.’ theres no need to, his wife replied. ‘no, he insisted, i want to die in peace. i slept with your sister, your best friend, her bestfriend and your mother!’ i know she replied. now just rest and let the poison work.