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asked:


A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
“Certainly, Sir, that’ll be one cent.” “One Cent?” the man thought.
He glanced at the menu and asked, “How much for a nice juicy steak and a
bottle of wine?”
“A nickel,” the barman replied. “A nickel?” exclaimed the man “Where’s the
guy who owns this place?”

The bartender replied, “Upstairs, with my wife.” The man asked, “What’s he
doing upstairs with your wife?”
The bartender replied, “The same thing I’m doing to his business down here.”
well if you dont get it here it is:
his wife is upstairs doing the owner so he is f#!$ing up his buisness

Miiss Cherry asked:


A man walked into a cafe,
went to the bar and ordered a beer.

‘Certainly, Sir, that’ll be one cent.’

‘One Cent?’ the man exclaimed.

He glanced at the menu and asked:
‘How much for a nice juicy steak
and a bottle of wine?’

‘A nickel,’ the barman replied.

‘A nickel?’ exclaimed the man.
‘Where’s the guy who owns this place?’

The bartender replied:
‘Upstairs, with my wife.’

The man asked: ‘What’s he doing upstairs
with your wife?’

The bartender replied:
‘The same thing I’m doing
to his business down here.’

angelheart asked:


The Affair:

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.

“Certainly, Sir, t hat’ll be one cent.”

“One Cent?” the man thought.

He glanced at the menu and asked, “How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?”

“A nickel,” the barman replied.

“A nickel?” exclaimed the man. “Where’s the guy who owns this place?”

The bartender replied, “Upstairs, with my wife.”

The man asked, “What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?”

The bartender replied,

“The same thing I’m doing to his business down here.

Silent asked:


A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
“Certainly, Sir, that’ll be one cent.” “One Cent?” the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: “How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?”

“A nickel,” the barman replied. “A nickel?” exclaimed the man.

“Where’s the guy who owns this place?”
The bartender replied:

“Upstairs, with my wife.” The man asked: “What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?” The bartender replied: “The same thing I’m doing to his business down here.”

charlie chaplin asked:


A man walked into a cafe,
> >
> > went to the bar and ordered a beer.
> >
> > ‘Certainly, Sir, that’ll be one cent.’
> >
> > ‘One Cent?’ the man exclaimed.
> >
> > He glanced at the menu and asked:
> >
> > ‘How much for a nice juicy steak
> >
> > and a bottle of wine?’
> >
> > ‘A nickel,’ the barman replied.
> >
> > ‘A nickel?’ exclaimed the man.
> >
> > ‘Where’s the guy who owns this place?’
> >
> > The bartender replied:
> >
> > ‘Upstairs, with my wife.’
> >
> > The man asked: ‘What’s he doing upstairs
> >
> > with your wife?’
> >
> > The bartender replied:
> >
> > ‘The same thing I’m doing
> >
> > to his business down here.’