asked:


A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
“Certainly, Sir, that’ll be one cent.” “One Cent?” the man thought.
He glanced at the menu and asked, “How much for a nice juicy steak and a
bottle of wine?”
“A nickel,” the barman replied. “A nickel?” exclaimed the man “Where’s the
guy who owns this place?”

The bartender replied, “Upstairs, with my wife.” The man asked, “What’s he
doing upstairs with your wife?”
The bartender replied, “The same thing I’m doing to his business down here.”
well if you dont get it here it is:
his wife is upstairs doing the owner so he is f#!$ing up his buisness

Miiss Cherry asked:


A man walked into a cafe,
went to the bar and ordered a beer.

‘Certainly, Sir, that’ll be one cent.’

‘One Cent?’ the man exclaimed.

He glanced at the menu and asked:
‘How much for a nice juicy steak
and a bottle of wine?’

‘A nickel,’ the barman replied.

‘A nickel?’ exclaimed the man.
‘Where’s the guy who owns this place?’

The bartender replied:
‘Upstairs, with my wife.’

The man asked: ‘What’s he doing upstairs
with your wife?’

The bartender replied:
‘The same thing I’m doing
to his business down here.’

♥cutie pie♥ asked:


A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.

‘Certainly, Sir, that’ll be one cent.’

‘One Cent?’ the man thought.

He glanced at the menu and asked, ‘How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?’

‘A nickel,’ the barman replied.

‘A nickel?’ exclaimed the man. ‘Where’s the guy who owns this place?’

The bartender replied, ‘Upstairs, with my wife.’

The man asked, ‘What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?’

The bartender replied,

‘The same thing I’m doing to his business down here.’

Silent asked:


A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
“Certainly, Sir, that’ll be one cent.” “One Cent?” the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: “How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?”

“A nickel,” the barman replied. “A nickel?” exclaimed the man.

“Where’s the guy who owns this place?”
The bartender replied:

“Upstairs, with my wife.” The man asked: “What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?” The bartender replied: “The same thing I’m doing to his business down here.”

babygirl2112112 asked:


a man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. “certainly, sir, that’ll be one cent.’ the man exclaimed. he glanced at the menu and asked “how much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?” ‘A nickel replied the barman.’ “a nickel? exclaimed the man. ‘wheres the guy who owns this place?’ the bartender replied: upstairs with my wife. the man asked whats he doing up stairs with ur wife? the bartender replied the same thing im doing to his business down here!

2nd affair
jake was dying. his wife sat at the bedside. he looked p and said weakly: ‘i have something i must confess.’ theres no need to, his wife replied. ‘no, he insisted, i want to die in peace. i slept with your sister, your best friend, her bestfriend and your mother!’ i know she replied. now just rest and let the poison work.

charlie chaplin asked:


A man walked into a cafe,
> >
> > went to the bar and ordered a beer.
> >
> > ‘Certainly, Sir, that’ll be one cent.’
> >
> > ‘One Cent?’ the man exclaimed.
> >
> > He glanced at the menu and asked:
> >
> > ‘How much for a nice juicy steak
> >
> > and a bottle of wine?’
> >
> > ‘A nickel,’ the barman replied.
> >
> > ‘A nickel?’ exclaimed the man.
> >
> > ‘Where’s the guy who owns this place?’
> >
> > The bartender replied:
> >
> > ‘Upstairs, with my wife.’
> >
> > The man asked: ‘What’s he doing upstairs
> >
> > with your wife?’
> >
> > The bartender replied:
> >
> > ‘The same thing I’m doing
> >
> > to his business down here.’