pick any for a cent ~~! put a star in my kit if u like it ~~! ?
Posted by Caffe | Posted in Jokes & Riddles | Posted on 01-10-2009
Tagged Under : Barman, Bottle Of Wine, Juicy Steak
charlie chaplin asked:
A man walked into a cafe,
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> > went to the bar and ordered a beer.
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> > ‘Certainly, Sir, that’ll be one cent.’
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> > ‘One Cent?’ the man exclaimed.
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> > He glanced at the menu and asked:
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> > ‘How much for a nice juicy steak
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> > and a bottle of wine?’
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> > ‘A nickel,’ the barman replied.
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> > ‘A nickel?’ exclaimed the man.
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> > ‘Where’s the guy who owns this place?’
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> > The bartender replied:
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> > ‘Upstairs, with my wife.’
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> > The man asked: ‘What’s he doing upstairs
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> > with your wife?’
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> > The bartender replied:
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> > ‘The same thing I’m doing
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> > to his business down here.’
A man walked into a cafe,
> >
> > went to the bar and ordered a beer.
> >
> > ‘Certainly, Sir, that’ll be one cent.’
> >
> > ‘One Cent?’ the man exclaimed.
> >
> > He glanced at the menu and asked:
> >
> > ‘How much for a nice juicy steak
> >
> > and a bottle of wine?’
> >
> > ‘A nickel,’ the barman replied.
> >
> > ‘A nickel?’ exclaimed the man.
> >
> > ‘Where’s the guy who owns this place?’
> >
> > The bartender replied:
> >
> > ‘Upstairs, with my wife.’
> >
> > The man asked: ‘What’s he doing upstairs
> >
> > with your wife?’
> >
> > The bartender replied:
> >
> > ‘The same thing I’m doing
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> > to his business down here.’