Affair #3?
Posted by Caffe | Posted in Jokes & Riddles | Posted on 12-11-2009
Tagged Under : Barman, Juicy Steak, Nickel
Silent asked:
A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
“Certainly, Sir, that’ll be one cent.” “One Cent?” the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: “How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?”
A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
“Certainly, Sir, that’ll be one cent.” “One Cent?” the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: “How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?”
“A nickel,” the barman replied. “A nickel?” exclaimed the man.
“Where’s the guy who owns this place?”
The bartender replied:
“Upstairs, with my wife.” The man asked: “What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?” The bartender replied: “The same thing I’m doing to his business down here.”